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Óscar Andrés Rodríguez Quiñonez is a Paraguayan politician. Since December 2019 he has been the current Mayor (intendant) of the City of Asuncion, the capital of Paraguay. He holds a degree in Business Administration and another degree in Commercial Engineering, both from \"Universidad Americana\" in Asunción, Paraguay.
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