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{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the cowboy have a weiner dog?","punchline":"Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.","id":322}
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Basho Sings is the third studio album by composer and guitarist Robbie Basho, released in 1967 by Takoma Records.
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{"slip": { "id": 124, "advice": "Do not check work email on your days off."}}
{"slip": { "id": 188, "advice": "Measure twice, cut once."}}
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